It may be a fundamentally empty experience, but holy crap the Droid's 265 ppi screen is amazing.
http://www.xkcd.com/662/
They laugh now, but within 10 years the city's entire criminal class will have quit to work on space research.
http://www.xkcd.com/663/
Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine. For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.
http://www.xkcd.com/664/
Moments later, the White Witch rolls up and, confused, tries to tempt the probe with a firmware upgrade.
http://www.xkcd.com/665/
I bet he'll keep quiet for a couple weeks and then-- wait, did you nail a piece of scrap wood to my antique table a moment ago?
http://www.xkcd.com/666/
And from that day on, I wore this little 'F' key pendant everywhere I went.
http://www.xkcd.com/667/
What? Oh, no, the 'Enchanted' soundtrack was just playing because Pandora's algorithms are terrible. [silence] ... (quietly) That's how you knooooooow ...
http://www.xkcd.com/668/
The other two are still lost on the infinite plane of uniform density.
http://www.xkcd.com/669/
Wow, that's less than $200 per ... uh ... that's a good deal!
http://www.xkcd.com/670/
Hey, let go! We were all thinking it! Someone had to speak truth to power!
http://www.xkcd.com/671/
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