Force-choking the chicken.
http://www.xkcd.com/682/
The rat's perturbed; it must sense nanobots! Code grey! We have a Helvetica scenario!
http://www.xkcd.com/683/
The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'
http://www.xkcd.com/684/
The BBC lead was 'The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it.' I couldn't read it with a straight face.
http://www.xkcd.com/685/
And every day it gets harder to fight the urge to su to the user and freak people out.
http://www.xkcd.com/686/
Or the pressure at the Earth's core will rise slightly.
http://www.xkcd.com/687/
The contents of any one panel are dependent on the contents of every panel including itself. The graph of panel dependencies is complete and bidirectional, and each node has a loop. The mouseover text has two hundred and forty-two characters.
http://www.xkcd.com/688/
Pool on the roof must've sprung a leak.
http://www.xkcd.com/689/
I believe the truth always lies halfway between the most extreme claims.
http://www.xkcd.com/690/
That card holds a refrigerator carton's worth of floppy discs, and a soda can full of those cards could hold the entire iTunes store's music library. Mmmm.
http://www.xkcd.com/691/
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