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	Suggestions An hour later: SUGGESTION: LICK HER NIPPLE MORE. http://www.xkcd.com/672/
	The Sun Obligatory bad guy: This operation is sheer foolishness, and it's not happening on my watch! Mainly because I can't figure out how to adjust the time. http://www.xkcd.com/673/
	Natural Parenting On one hand, every single one of my ancestors going back billions of years has managed to figured it out. On the other hand, that's the mother of all sampling biases. http://www.xkcd.com/674/
	Revolutionary I mean, what's more likely -- that I have uncovered fundamental flaws in this field that no one in it has ever thought about, or that I need to read a little more? Hint: it's the one that involves less work. http://www.xkcd.com/675/
	Abstraction If I'm such a god, why isn't Maru *my* cat? http://www.xkcd.com/676/
	Asshole [Shortly thereafter, at a nearby bakery] ::CRASH:: ::RUMBLE:: ::VRRRRRR:: '... I don't know, officer. It just scooped up an entire rack of scones and drove away!' http://www.xkcd.com/677/
	Researcher Translation A technology that is '20 years away' will be 20 years away indefinitely. http://www.xkcd.com/678/
	Christmas Plans Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is not to observe it. http://www.xkcd.com/679/
	December 25th If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text? http://www.xkcd.com/680/
	Gravity Wells This doesn't take into account the energy imparted by orbital motion (or gravity assists or the Oberth effect), all of which can make it easier to reach outer planets. http://www.xkcd.com/681/