Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it.
http://www.xkcd.com/562/
I love how Google handles dimensional analysis. Stats are ballpark and vary wildly by time of day and whether your mom is in town.
http://www.xkcd.com/563/
I hate being the slowest guy in the lab.
http://www.xkcd.com/564/
Let's invite him to a party and play 'I never'. Okay, I never hid any bodies SOUTH of Main Street. ... he's taking a drink!
http://www.xkcd.com/565/
I actually remember being entertained by both the sequels while in the theater. They just don't hold up nearly as well in later comparison.
http://www.xkcd.com/566/
Sure, we could stop dictators and pandemics, but we could also make the signs on every damn diagram make sense.
http://www.xkcd.com/567/
But I've made $13.72 already today! Ow, stop throwing pennies.
http://www.xkcd.com/568/
Eventually a UN is set up. And then a lone rebel runs down the line of flags in front of it, runs back to his base, and gets a kajillion points.
http://www.xkcd.com/569/
Somewhere out there is a company that has actually figured out how to enlarge penises, and it's helpless to reach potential customers.
http://www.xkcd.com/570/
If androids someday DO dream of electric sheep, don't forget to declare sheepCount as a long int.
http://www.xkcd.com/571/
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