Obama has been writing Lincoln/Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal. Excerpt: Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. 'Tell me,' he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. 'When you come, is it 10% ethanol?'
http://www.xkcd.com/522/
'There's also a spike on the Fourier transform at the one-month mark where --' 'You want to stop talking right now.'
http://www.xkcd.com/523/
I wonder what 2008 meme will go bizarrely mainstream in 2009 like Rickrolling did 2007-2008. I Accidentally <noun>? Yo dawg? Place your bets now!
http://www.xkcd.com/524/
It's basically Pascal's Wager for the paranoid prankster.
http://www.xkcd.com/525/
According to River, 'adequate' vacuuming systems drain the human body at about half a liter per second.
http://www.xkcd.com/526/
He should be better soon -- now that the Apple Store is getting rid of DRM, Cory Doctorow will get rid of his Steve Jobs voodoo doll.
http://www.xkcd.com/527/
Disclaimer: I have not actually tried the beta yet. I hear it's quite pleasant and hardly Hitler-y at all.
http://www.xkcd.com/528/
If you get your hands on that one, it's the worst place to have a breaking-up conversation.
http://www.xkcd.com/529/
Sadly, this is a true story. At least I learned about the OS X 'say' command.
http://www.xkcd.com/530/
Kids are genetic experiments. We're just experimenting responsibly!
http://www.xkcd.com/531/
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