A veteran Scrabble player will spot the 'OSTRICH' option.
http://www.xkcd.com/492/
I started to do the tables for more famous people but it got really depressing and morbid and I had to go outside. Hat guy wins again.
http://www.xkcd.com/493/
The blueprints for the Department of the Internet offices call for Ceiling Cat-themed sprinkler heads.
http://www.xkcd.com/494/
That helmet won't save him.
http://www.xkcd.com/495/
He actually installed each piece in a different car in the lot, then built a new car in the spot from the displaced pieces. It's a confusing maneuver known as the auto-troll shuffle.
http://www.xkcd.com/496/
It's time to draw the line.
http://www.xkcd.com/497/
And they choose Al Gore as Internet Secretary.
http://www.xkcd.com/498/
Also, after all the warnings about filling in the bubbles completely, I spent like 30 seconds on each one.
http://www.xkcd.com/499/
Someday I'll be rich enough to hire Nate Silver to help make all my life decisions. 'Should I sleep with her?' 'Well, I'm showing a 35% chance it will end badly.'
http://www.xkcd.com/500/
The only blood these contracts are signed in is from me cutting my hand trying to open the goddamn CD case.
http://www.xkcd.com/501/
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