Man, this emo shit was supposed to be for people who didn't have hats.
http://www.xkcd.com/432/
'Pick you up at eight?' 'Nine. I've got to re-mine the driveway.'
http://www.xkcd.com/433/
Under three ounces, but it stains panties.
http://www.xkcd.com/434/
On the other hand, physicists like to say physics is to math as sex is to masturbation.
http://www.xkcd.com/435/
I was there, dude.
http://www.xkcd.com/436/
Electric skateboards, by cost, get the equivalent of about 300 miles per gallon. Lithium batteries just need to get cheaper.
http://www.xkcd.com/437/
It's easier to be an asshole to words than to people.
http://www.xkcd.com/438/
Did he just go crazy and jump out the window?
http://www.xkcd.com/439/
Okay, now just as the loss hits him, slam on the brakes.
http://www.xkcd.com/440/
I bet my future kids will read this someday. DEAR FUTURE KIDS: how did you get internet in the cellar?
http://www.xkcd.com/441/
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