Films need to do this more, if only to piss off the people who have to feed it into the projector.
http://www.xkcd.com/381/
It was also fun when those teenagers tried to egg our house and it insta-cooked the eggs in mid-air.
http://www.xkcd.com/382/
Oh, look, the 'make everything better' button was here behind the bookshelf all along.
http://www.xkcd.com/383/
But seriously, there's loads of intelligent life. It's just not screaming constantly in all directions on the handful of frequencies we search.
http://www.xkcd.com/384/
It's pi plus C, of course.
http://www.xkcd.com/385/
What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!
http://www.xkcd.com/386/
We are sexy, sexy Von Neumann machines.
http://www.xkcd.com/387/
Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? Fuck coconuts.
http://www.xkcd.com/388/
You can identify them ahead-of-time -- they lead with their left foot when the music starts.
http://www.xkcd.com/389/
Well, *I* think I'm real. Look at me. Look at my face. Cut me and I'll bleed. What more do you want? Please don't go.
http://www.xkcd.com/390/
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