'I don't know, why is your beret staying on your head?' 'Staples.'
http://www.xkcd.com/291/
Neal Stephenson thinks it's cute to name his labels 'dengo'
http://www.xkcd.com/292/
Life is too short for man pages, but occasionally much too short without them.
http://www.xkcd.com/293/
You can search it if you want, but you may want to skip the memories of your mom.
http://www.xkcd.com/294/
I've seen advertisers put their URLs on chalkboards, encircled with a DNE. They went unerased for months. If you see this, feel free to replace the URL with xkcd.com.
http://www.xkcd.com/295/
Bad idea #271: Dropping into the half-pipe on a Segway.
http://www.xkcd.com/296/
I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the MIT computer science program permamently.
http://www.xkcd.com/297/
For scientists, this can be the hardest thing about dreams.
http://www.xkcd.com/298/
It's bad enough that all the families in your Sims are just you and Maggie recreated over and over.
http://www.xkcd.com/299/
'Here, I'll put my number in your cell pho -- wait, why is it already here?'
http://www.xkcd.com/300/
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