First person to bring me Wayne Coyne in a hamster ball gets a free t-shirt! He gets one too.
http://www.xkcd.com/211/
The rest is fear of raptors.
http://www.xkcd.com/212/
If you walk out that door you'll be crossing the Rubicon with me, and that's one stream I'm not ready to cross.
http://www.xkcd.com/213/
'Taft in a wet t-shirt contest' is the key image here.
http://www.xkcd.com/214/
At least I never gave her the root password.
http://www.xkcd.com/215/
Real-life prospective-pairing curves over things like age can get depressing.
http://www.xkcd.com/216/
Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2 + 19^2/22) is pi.
http://www.xkcd.com/217/
Scary thought #138: Raptors coming down the waterslide behind me.
http://www.xkcd.com/218/
Also, we have a fort out in the woods where we stashed that hooker's body.
http://www.xkcd.com/219/
It's like the squirt bottle we use with the cat.
http://www.xkcd.com/220/
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