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	Desecration It gets worse! You know that wizened old monk with the gypsy wife whose voodoo shop we smash up every every day after school? http://www.xkcd.com/782/
	I Don't Want Directions Yes, I understand that the turn is half a mile past the big field, but my GPS knows that, too. This would be easier if you weren't about to ask me to repeat it all back to you. http://www.xkcd.com/783/
	Falling Asleep Sweet unintersecting dreams! http://www.xkcd.com/784/
	Open Mic Night Ever notice how the more successful observational comics become, the more their jokes focus on flying and hotels? http://www.xkcd.com/785/
	Exoplanets I'm just worried that we'll all leave and you won't get to come along! http://www.xkcd.com/786/
	Orbiter Normally, the Shuttle can't quite safely reach the orbital inclination required to pass over both those points from a Canaveral launch, but this is an alternate history in which either it launches from Vandenburg or everyone hates the Outer Banks. http://www.xkcd.com/787/
	The Carriage I learned from Achewood that since this poem is in ballad meter, it can be sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island. Since then, try as I might, I haven't ONCE been able to read it normally. http://www.xkcd.com/788/